Well, good thing I took precautions prior to starting my blog last year. I made up a fake name and changed the name and locations of all people and things I talk about. Thank god.
My friend called me out and said "Hmm, weird because the girl who wrote this blog just got back from Costa Rica and just went to the redskins game."
Fuck, how did you know? How could you possibly know?
Low and behold, there I was, right there on barstool.com. At first I was embarrassed, but you know what, fuck it. Thank you all for making me famous. Furthermore, thanks for providing me with a few good chuckles. I just found out that there actually is a real live Brooke Carter, and yes, she is busted. (not saying Im not, its fun for you all to think I'm a fat ugly pooping chick).
Also, the comments about being turned on, sorry but that's gross. This blog is CLEARLY not for turning guys on--Infact, it was only intended for my girlfriends to laugh at and be entertained. A lot of the stuff I write about is completely true--However, I do fabricate a lot to make people be like "Holy shit, this girl is whack." So, reading through those comments, I realize I have accomplished my goal!
So, thanks for making me famous. I know who I am, I am confident in who I am, and quite frankly, I just don't give a fuck.
"Brooke Carter"
